Why do tennagers rebel?

Once upon a dream of a small narcoleptic dwarf child on his way to Hungary, the vision of a boy appeared. this boy was riddled with piercings and tattoos to the quiet despise of his mother. and upon listening in on this small dwarf child I wondered why exactly do teenagers rebel? this is of course shortly after he fell asleep in his morning porridge. I looked up the subject and discovered that upon entering into adolescence people get into the mindset to be a full grown adult. this triggers a reaction to any command given to them. When normally they would be obligated to do (or not do) whatever was told of them, teenagers have a kind of thing one and thing two outlook and have the same sense of duty and obligation but in reverse! if a command is given to a teenager their brain actually tells them not to do whatever was told of them because they should be independent.
Whodduthunkit??

What exactly is a second cousin?

While doing some genealogy charting I asked myself. What exactly is a second cousin anyway? Well normally I would use a myriad of clever quips and anecdotes, but it's late and I am tired so I will put off the ranting for tonight and I will just explain without using any movie references or story book cliches. and I will not use the word platypus once in this entire blog. After searching around I found out that a second cousin is determined by whichever grandparent you share. For example, if you share a grandparent and are not direct siblings you are cousins. If you share a great grandparent you are second cousins and so on and so forth.
whodathunkit?

What makes ketchup fancy?

One day while exploring the dangerous catacombs of my pantry, I stumbled upon a strange inconsistency. two packages of ketchup were different. One said ketchup and the other said Fancy ketchup. totally bewildered I did some investigating into what makes ketchup fancy. Well it turns out there is no difference what so ever other than a clever marketing manager. the only difference is the label.
Whodathunkit?

What is a jiffy?

One day while existing in the universe a question hit me like an overly large purple scallop freshly warmed and covered in parsley. What is a jiffy?? Well I found out and that got me thinking. What are some other unused measurements. So I found some.

Gou (180 milliliters — better known as a rice cup for an electric cooker)

pack year (cigarette consumption based on one pack a day for a year),

nibble (typically four bits of binary code, or half a byte)

score (20 of something)

hand (4 inches of horse height),

twip (1/20 of a typesetting point)

thrave (24 sheaves of wheat)

shake (10 nanoseconds),

mickey (ratio of computer mouse movement to onscreen cursor movement)

jansky (strength of radio signals from space),

butt (two hogsheads, or about 126 gallons, of booze),

Chain (66 feet)

Quark (smallest possible measurement for anything)

Homer (220 liters)

perch (24.75ft^3)

Gill (1/2 cup liquid)

And MY personal favorite (Ellipses)...

smoot (a measure of length developed by some MIT students, equal to 5 feet, 7 inches — the height of one Oliver R. Smoot).
Whodathunkit??

How do moms always know?

One day while trying to sneak back into my house the old tradition of a lamp being flicked on was realized. (Even though I never remember a lamp being there) and within that dimmed lamp light was my own mother looking at me with a disapproving look. Somehow or another she recounted to ME what I had been up to that evening. I want to explain to the world why mothers seem to know so much, No one knows exactly how...but I have a few theories.
I Have narrowed it down to three possible reasons.
1. All moms are secretly master Ninjas and follow you in the shadows of the night waiting for you to misbehave.
2. Moms are psychic and simply read your thoughts
3. My personal favorite,Moms have implanted micro chips under our skin that simultaneously track our movements, detect all substances put in our body, and monitor our heartbeat,sweat glands, and deception center in our brain,
Whodathunkit?

What is Jell-O made of?

On a dark and snowy evening I was partaking in the gravitationally challenged substance known to the world as Jell-O. Me being the curious being that I am wondered what makes up such an Active gelatinous foodstuff. Upon further research I discovered that the dancing viscous that played on my taste buds was in fact made up of Bones. Yes it surprised me to, and if you'll be so kind as to pick up your jaw I will explain.
It all starts with something dead. The thing that is dead,after being properly serviced by butchers and such, has its bones sent to the factory that makes Jell-O.
The Workers at the factory grind the bones and boil them down to a slurry and strain it through a net until is looks similar to spaghetti. This stringy substance in questions is now almost pure protein.After being ground up again it is dried and flavored to be shipped out to us loyal customers. But please don't let this account ruin your love for the jiggly goodness that we all know and love just because it once held up some poor defenseless animal.
Whodathunkit??

Why can't people tickle themselves

Once upon a happenstance, in a living room not three feet from my own living quarters I discovered a disappointing fact. People cannot tickle themselves. Sad isn't it? well i wanted to know why. So i found out and now i pass on this knowledge on to you.
In case you didn't already know, the sensation of tickling is slight panic induced when being touched, This sensation is to warn us of any creepy crawlies on our skin.
So that is why ultimate tickling is achieved when you sneak up on somebody.
Well people can't tickle themselves because the human brain is really cool and knows exactly what goes on with your body so when you go to tickle yourself your brain prepares your body so you don't get that creepy crawly sensation.
Whodathunkit?

what to do in akward situations?

I was walking through the local Wall Mart and I was in need of assistance. I could not find any SpongeBob Sqarepants boxer shorts in my size. so i find some assistance so i tap them on the shoulder to get the attention i require and say. "excuse me Sir could you direct me to the really big children clothing secction?"
as they turn around i realize that this "Sir" was actually A WOMAN!!
I was embarrassed and so I decided to place a post on how to avoid awkward situations and what to do if you are inevitably caught in one.

Just imagine. You have been invited to a slumber party (Over night game session for those manly men.) and you are the first to fall asleep. your friend shakes you awake and as you move you feel a large puddle under you and a bowl of warm water with your fingers on it next to you. UH-Oh you have been subject to a practical joke.
in this situation whether its a water bowl, a wedgie, or some live animal in your locker.
being the receiving end of any prank leaves an awkward moment to behold. and there is one solution that works in any one of them. ready?
(drum roll) the best thing to do when you've been pranked is just to laugh.
if you think its funny then the people around you don't laugh at you, they just laugh at the joke and you walk away unscathed.

another really awkward situation is the infamous awkward silence. annoying and...well awkward. when caught in the awkward silence there are a few courses of action that will pull you out of it and make you look cool.
option one is use a universal conversation starter. everybody has their own personal favorite. but here are a few suggestions.
So. do you like...drywall?
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? just enough to break the ice!
A don't care about what everybody else says. I Don't think your a freak.

If all else fails the best thing to overcome awkward moments is the awkward turtle.
to to the awkward turtle place your right palm on the back of your left hand with your thumbs out. after the form is mastered you rotate your thumbs forward in a swimming motion.
for all of your awkward moments to come. i bid you good luck

What is the true flavor of mountain dew?

Wile relaxing on my lovely lazy boy couch i took a swig of the necter of life also known as mountain dew and i asked myself. What exactly is the flavor of mountain dew? So i did some research and asked around among mountain dew experts. (any male teenager between the ages of fourteen to twenty two) and i discoved a whole lot of nothing. All people could say about the curiously green liquid was is was citris but nothing more. so i went to the source and read the label and i discovered that mountain dew is actually flavored mainly with orange juice.
Huh Who new? well now you do

here is an example

while talking i realized that asking people to start thinking of questions that poeople don't think about would actually be difficult. so i decided to give some examples just to spark the creative interests in my readers


If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done?

How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire?

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour?

What's the speed of dark?

If physics can predict lottery numbers,
why are they still working?

If you run backwards will you gain weight?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?

What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice?

Can a blind person feel blue?

How can a house burn up when it burns
down?

Are you telling the truth when you lie in
bed?

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a
bad thing?

How do you know when a Smurf
suffocates?

Despite the cost of living, why does it
remain so popular?

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
would you know?

In Chinese why are the words for crisis
and opportunity the same?

Why does X stand for a kiss?

Why does O stand for a hug?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

How does skating on thin ice get you into
hot water?

Why are they called stands when there
made for sitting?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected?

When cheese gets its picture taken what
does it say?

Why are they called non-stick pans? Is
there a law saying your not allowed to put
sticks in them?

Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites?

If work is so terrific how come they have
to pay you to do it?

Should crematoriums give discounts for
those who died in fires?

Is it possible to have a civil-war?

If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
still #2?

Do tea makers have coffee breaks?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Why do they announce power shortages
on TV?

Do you need a silencer when you shoot a
mime?

Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead?

How can batteries die?

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be?

Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn't they be called
builts?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has
to touch it?

Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?


Do you find it unnerving that what doctors
do is called 'practice'?

Would a fly without wings be called a
walk?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?

what is propper public restroom etiquette?

The question arose "how do you behave in a public resroom?" so I compiled some do's and dont's of bathroom etiquette.








■Do What You Need To Do And Leave - Restrooms aren’t for lingering or catching up on the latest gossip. Respect others’ needs to use the toilets and sinks. Once you’re done with what you have to do, leave.
■Be Respectful Of Others’ Number Twos - If you’re touching up on your lipstick or combing your hair and notice someone’s behind a locked stall and not making a sound for a few minutes, respect the person by leaving and coming back later. You may feel comfortable with bodily functions around others, but many do not.
■Keep Your Eyes On The Wall Or Yourself - This is essential, especially in the men’s restroom. Don’t make others uncomfortable.
■If You Sprinkle While You Tinkle, Please Be Neat And Wipe The Seat - Whether precariously squatting over the seat or standing up, try not to pee on the seat. And if you do, wipe it up. You know you make a face when you see a seat decorated with yellow droplets, so don’t contribute to the problem. If a toilet seat sanitary cover is available, use it.
■Flush - No one wants to see (or smell) your gifts to the porcelain god. Respect others who need to use the toilet after you and flush.
■Warn Others Of Lacking Toilet Paper - If you’re leaving a stall and you’ve used the last few sheets of toilet paper, warn the next person in line. And if someone asks you to pass some toilet paper under the stall door, be a good sport and help the stranded person out.
■Don’t Speak Unless Spoken To - Don’t start a conversation with the person in the next stall, unless it’s a family member or best friend and you don’t care - it’s usually uncomfortable and rude. But if someone else starts the conversation, feel free to answer - you weren’t the rude person who started it.
■Don’t Answer Your Cell Phone While On Toilet - If you hear a familiar ring while doing your business, do the caller a favor and do not pick up your cell phone. Try to imagine if you had to hear one straining or flushing. It’s only going to take you a minute, so call them back.
■Throw Your Garbage Away - Whether toilet paper, sanitary products, tissues, diapers, towels or even some hair that fell into the sink, throw it away. No one wants your garbage all over the place.
■Wash Your Hands - Most importantly, after you’re done, wash your hands. Do it immediately after you leave the stall - not after you brush your hair, apply your lip gloss and fish a stray eyelash out of your eye.

the beginning of questions,

This blog is completely dedicated to the answering of questions that people either don't think to ask or are afraid to ask, anybody can request a question to be answered by emailing it to Phat_stud1994@hotmail.com.(Please put the subject as Kasper questions request so I don't end up putting it in junk.) and if I think it is a fit question I will do as much research into it as possible and come up with a suitable answer. Anyone that requests a question can remain anonymous so don't be shy about asking ANYTHING. I look forward to answering all of your questions soon!