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Tuesday, January 19

What is the true flavor of mountain dew?










Wile relaxing on my lovely lazy boy couch i took a swig of the necter of life also known as mountain dew and i asked myself. What exactly is the flavor of mountain dew? So i did some research and asked around among mountain dew experts. (any male teenager between the ages of fourteen to twenty two) and i discoved a whole lot of nothing. All people could say about the curiously green liquid was is was citris but nothing more. so i went to the source and read the label and i discovered that mountain dew is actually flavored mainly with orange juice.
Huh Who new? well now you do

Sunday, January 17

here is an example







while talking i realized that asking people to start thinking of questions that poeople don't think about would actually be difficult. so i decided to give some examples just to spark the creative interests in my readers


If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done?

How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire?

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour?

What's the speed of dark?

If physics can predict lottery numbers,
why are they still working?

If you run backwards will you gain weight?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?

What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice?

Can a blind person feel blue?

How can a house burn up when it burns
down?

Are you telling the truth when you lie in
bed?

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a
bad thing?

How do you know when a Smurf
suffocates?

Despite the cost of living, why does it
remain so popular?

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
would you know?

In Chinese why are the words for crisis
and opportunity the same?

Why does X stand for a kiss?

Why does O stand for a hug?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

How does skating on thin ice get you into
hot water?

Why are they called stands when there
made for sitting?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected?

When cheese gets its picture taken what
does it say?

Why are they called non-stick pans? Is
there a law saying your not allowed to put
sticks in them?

Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites?

If work is so terrific how come they have
to pay you to do it?

Should crematoriums give discounts for
those who died in fires?

Is it possible to have a civil-war?

If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
still #2?

Do tea makers have coffee breaks?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Why do they announce power shortages
on TV?

Do you need a silencer when you shoot a
mime?

Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead?

How can batteries die?

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be?

Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn't they be called
builts?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has
to touch it?

Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?


Do you find it unnerving that what doctors
do is called 'practice'?

Would a fly without wings be called a
walk?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?

Friday, January 15

what is propper public restroom etiquette?


The question arose "how do you behave in a public resroom?" so I compiled some do's and dont's of bathroom etiquette.








■Do What You Need To Do And Leave - Restrooms aren’t for lingering or catching up on the latest gossip. Respect others’ needs to use the toilets and sinks. Once you’re done with what you have to do, leave.
■Be Respectful Of Others’ Number Twos - If you’re touching up on your lipstick or combing your hair and notice someone’s behind a locked stall and not making a sound for a few minutes, respect the person by leaving and coming back later. You may feel comfortable with bodily functions around others, but many do not.
■Keep Your Eyes On The Wall Or Yourself - This is essential, especially in the men’s restroom. Don’t make others uncomfortable.
■If You Sprinkle While You Tinkle, Please Be Neat And Wipe The Seat - Whether precariously squatting over the seat or standing up, try not to pee on the seat. And if you do, wipe it up. You know you make a face when you see a seat decorated with yellow droplets, so don’t contribute to the problem. If a toilet seat sanitary cover is available, use it.
■Flush - No one wants to see (or smell) your gifts to the porcelain god. Respect others who need to use the toilet after you and flush.
■Warn Others Of Lacking Toilet Paper - If you’re leaving a stall and you’ve used the last few sheets of toilet paper, warn the next person in line. And if someone asks you to pass some toilet paper under the stall door, be a good sport and help the stranded person out.
■Don’t Speak Unless Spoken To - Don’t start a conversation with the person in the next stall, unless it’s a family member or best friend and you don’t care - it’s usually uncomfortable and rude. But if someone else starts the conversation, feel free to answer - you weren’t the rude person who started it.
■Don’t Answer Your Cell Phone While On Toilet - If you hear a familiar ring while doing your business, do the caller a favor and do not pick up your cell phone. Try to imagine if you had to hear one straining or flushing. It’s only going to take you a minute, so call them back.
■Throw Your Garbage Away - Whether toilet paper, sanitary products, tissues, diapers, towels or even some hair that fell into the sink, throw it away. No one wants your garbage all over the place.
■Wash Your Hands - Most importantly, after you’re done, wash your hands. Do it immediately after you leave the stall - not after you brush your hair, apply your lip gloss and fish a stray eyelash out of your eye.

Thursday, January 14

the beginning of questions,

This blog is completely dedicated to the answering of questions that people either don't think to ask or are afraid to ask, anybody can request a question to be answered by emailing it to Phat_stud1994@hotmail.com.(Please put the subject as Kasper questions request so I don't end up putting it in junk.) and if I think it is a fit question I will do as much research into it as possible and come up with a suitable answer. Anyone that requests a question can remain anonymous so don't be shy about asking ANYTHING. I look forward to answering all of your questions soon!