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Tuesday, April 27

Why do tennagers rebel?











Once upon a dream of a small narcoleptic dwarf child on his way to Hungary, the vision of a boy appeared. this boy was riddled with piercings and tattoos to the quiet despise of his mother. and upon listening in on this small dwarf child I wondered why exactly do teenagers rebel? this is of course shortly after he fell asleep in his morning porridge. I looked up the subject and discovered that upon entering into adolescence people get into the mindset to be a full grown adult. this triggers a reaction to any command given to them. When normally they would be obligated to do (or not do) whatever was told of them, teenagers have a kind of thing one and thing two outlook and have the same sense of duty and obligation but in reverse! if a command is given to a teenager their brain actually tells them not to do whatever was told of them because they should be independent.
Whodduthunkit??

Saturday, April 24

What exactly is a second cousin?






While doing some genealogy charting I asked myself. What exactly is a second cousin anyway? Well normally I would use a myriad of clever quips and anecdotes, but it's late and I am tired so I will put off the ranting for tonight and I will just explain without using any movie references or story book cliches. and I will not use the word platypus once in this entire blog. After searching around I found out that a second cousin is determined by whichever grandparent you share. For example, if you share a grandparent and are not direct siblings you are cousins. If you share a great grandparent you are second cousins and so on and so forth.
whodathunkit?