One day while trying to sneak back into my house the old tradition of a lamp being flicked on was realized. (Even though I never remember a lamp being there) and within that dimmed lamp light was my own mother looking at me with a disapproving look. Somehow or another she recounted to ME what I had been up to that evening. I want to explain to the world why mothers seem to know so much, No one knows exactly how...but I have a few theories.
I Have narrowed it down to three possible reasons.
1. All moms are secretly master Ninjas and follow you in the shadows of the night waiting for you to misbehave.
2. Moms are psychic and simply read your thoughts
3. My personal favorite,Moms have implanted micro chips under our skin that simultaneously track our movements, detect all substances put in our body, and monitor our heartbeat,sweat glands, and deception center in our brain,
Whodathunkit?
Seth, get off the computer and go to bed.
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